Yeah, this is my Bio page, C'mon in and gaze at what is...me! I'm the creator of this lonely, chaotic world as you may have noticed and you have the right to know about me if you are to be a citizen of this place, the only problem is...how do you know this is all true? Huh, maybe I like spaghetti instead of pizza, maybe my name isn't Derek, Maybe I'm not a guy, Ok no...I'm a guy, I've checked,  but anyway you don't! So HA!!!!! And HA!!!! 

Hobbies:  Aggravating, Pissing off others, Bowling, Skateboarding, Web Design, Video Games, Playing Guitar, Drawing, snowboarding.

Favorite Music: Rock, Metal, swing, Hip Hop, blues, Orchestra.

Favorite song: Got 2 of Em

1. No one lives forever 

2. Don't Fear the Reaper                                                

Favorite Band: Unwritten Law

Favorite Food: Pepperoni pizza 

Favorite Movie: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 

Favorite TV Show: N/A

I am also into Pro Wrestling, then again it is hard not to get into wrestling when that is your fathers job.  My dad is Dirty Dennis Allen he was a Pro Wrestler from 1988 to 2005.  He wrestled for the NWA, WWE, and WCW.  Watching him pulled me into the wrestling world.  When I was 8 years old my father was wrestling for the FOW a promotion based in Davie, FL I used to go and watch him all the time.  One night out of the blue, my father was supposed to wrestle the World Six-Man Champions but one of his partners were hurt.  They worked an angle and put me into the match.  It was awesome, and we won.  The fans went nuts and the promoter who did it more as a joke, loved it.  We held those titles for 6 months and I wrestled every one of those months.  You can check out my wrestling page to view photos from my matches.

Skating has also been a big part of my life. Sometimes it helps me think or even free my mind. To answer all questions now, I'm an ok skater, I don't give a crap if you're better than me, I'm goofy foot, I can do some pretty descent tricks, I'm an old skool skater, I skate more technical than most and I'm not big on flip tricks. All my friends try and play me at skate but I don't like skating for competition, just fun. I like the old skool style B'cauze not a lot of skaters are doing it and it's pretty fancy if you ask me. I went to the firehouse a while back and I met up with a long time friend, Miles, and he was skating around and all of a sudden this random kid starts yelling "I'm the king of old skool" and Miles stops and yells at the kid, Then Miles tells him that I'm the king of old skool just B'cauze I can do a space walk. I was laughing my ass off. The kid looked at me and said "Oh cool, dude." then he skated with us and to be honest the kid was a kick-ass skater. He was doing shit on the quarter pipe I ain't ever seen before.